bodily failure

Dear Body,

Please stop hating me and battling against yourself. I am not very pleased that a day and a half after we found out you had a temporary asthma like problem as well as an inflamed chest joint, as well as prescribed remedies for both, you also began to exhibit the worst head and chest cold symptoms ever. I would really appreciate it if you would get over yourself and help me out here.

Signed,
Me

PS. Thank you for at least sabotaging me now instead of waiting until my Birthday on Monday or tech at the end of next week.

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One of the websites I read daily, had this as their quote of the day yesterday. I find it quite appropriate for me.

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." Paul Beatty