who doesnt want to do that?

2 things that irk me terribly.

Thing #1: When you take the time, especially first thing in the morning, to run the water in the tub to get it to the right temperature and then no matter what you do, when you flip the switch to turn it from tub to shower the first blast is FREEZING. I absolutely HATE that. It actually makes me feel sick to my stomach for a minute or two. Ok, and yeah, I understand the reason WHY it does that...the water has been sitting in the pipes since you (or your roommate) last showered and that water isn't warm. But still. So you say "Why not flip the switch before you climb in?" Because, if you're like me either A) you don't think that hard in the morning or B) you have a shower that if you move the curtain just slightly, no matter what you do, sprays all over the floor and the only thing that is worse that that cold shot of water, is stomping around on a soaked floor while you're trying to get spiffied up. Or even still C) eve if you do do that, because of the way the shower head sprays, it's still freezing for the first moment it's on your skin no matter how you play your cards.

Thing #2: Grocery store parking lots. I won't elaborate, because I'm sure everyone has experienced this at some point in time. For one reason or another lately, every grocery store parking lot I've been to has been getting worse and worse. Fuck groceries, I'm eating dirt.

And something happy to make up for all the ranting gloom: Celebration of the curvy and voluptuous celebrity.